Members / Noel

aka. Leod McLeod / Leon McNeon

I'm a McLeod Visitor.

I'm male and single.

I’m the fellow who runs up out of nowhere and throws a bucket of conversation all over you because your coat is made out of helpless baby ideas. Before you know it you’re covered in dialogue and you can’t get the stink of discourse off of your skin. You’ve been warned.

Watch out for my alter-ego, rival-clan patriarch Leon McNeon.. He’ll bite your thoughts off! Here is his favorite poem:

I once had a toe that could talk
we had long conversations and walks
He got mad at me though, for stubbing him so
and now he bites holes in my socks

He will never reveal the author, ever, under pain of death (unless you ask, in which case it’s his cousin Michelle.) [Damn her, three weeks my senior!]

I've invented a drink for McLeod called…

The Leodmouth