Members / Kindra Meyer

aka. Queen Clam McLeod

I'm a McLeod Owner.

I'm female and single.

I am the cat’s pajamas. Ask anyone. Well, not anyone. Ask me who to ask and then I’ll tell you and you can ask them and they’ll tell you I’m the cat’s pajamas. I’m also glittery. Not so much in personality. But literally covered in glitter. Oh glitter, the herpes of the craft world. How I love three. I have 3 leopard onesies. They are magical. They can fit any person of any size and make them into a magical dancing machine. And a moveable stripper pole. Oh, and I work at Wexley School for Girls where I, like, write stuff (or whatever.) Totally. And I also know midgets. And a lot of drag queens. And I mom dance really well. And I know all the words to MC Hammer’s You Can’t Touch this. Oh, and I own a fake cake made by Amy Sedaris. And a lot of sparkle helmets. I can talk anyone into wearing a fishnet shirt. And I throw great parties. At least I think they must have been great. When I wake up and see my house the next day I think “that better have been one great party.” The Stranger called my Easter party the “greatest party in the history of the universe.” But that’s not all I do. You know, party. I also do other things. Like go to the dollar store. And laugh at people running around greenlake. And eat cheese. So much cheese.

Ok?

Do you like me now? Do ya? Huh?

I've invented a drink for McLeod called…

The Clam-tini